cut me some slack–i’m still recovering

Is your hair greasy?  Only after Turkish Oil Wrestling.

Do you like the smell of Bengay? Yep.  I use some stuff on my neck that a Chinese acupuncturist gave me that helps so much!  Thus, I love the smell.  And I like the way it makes me fell allllll . . . .tingly.

Do you like Dr. Pepper?  I used to drink it all the time but now it is too sweet for me.  I gave up the sugar in favor of the excessive sodium found in diet Coke.

Do you play your music really loud? Yes.  But it’s usually show tunes.  They’re benign even when played loudly and annoying even when played softly.

Do you sleep with the light on still? If I don’t have a little bit of light, I sleepwalk.  Or talk in my sleep.  Or sit up in bed and scream, thus taking years off of my bed-mate’s life.  That being said, I still usually forget to leave the light on.

Do you like onions? I like the taste they give food but don’t like to bite into them.

Have you ever put hair dye in your friends’ shampoo? I have never done that.

How often do you buy cheap scented candles? I buy the good scented candles and they ain’t cheap.

Are you for or against hunting? Mostly against.  But that’s because I rarely see anyone eat what they kill.  My grandfather once chased his brother with an axe and, when his father yelled at him, he proclaimed, “I’ll eat him, Daddy!  I’ll eat him!”

Is the weatherman in your city annoying?  I never watch our weatherman so I don’t know if he is annoying.  It’s annoying when my Weather Channel update is late getting to my inbox.  I’ll tell you that.

Are you an underdog? Not usually.

Name one thing kids do that you can’t stand: whine until they get their way  But what annoys me more than that is parents who give a child what they want so they will stop whining.

Do you have a nice job? I have the best job in my hospital.  Except for the second Tuesday of every month.  On that day, I am an indentured servant.

Do you know how to harmonize while singing? Yessiree, Bob!

Do you know how to braid hair? Yes!

Do you have a short attention span? No.  Not at all.

What’s your favorite fruit scent? Probably coconut.  Or pomegranate.  Or mango.  I must be exceptionally fruity.

Have you ever shaved a Barbie doll’s head?  I never really played with Barbies.  If I had, I am sure I would have shaved their heads eventually as a pro-feminist gesture.

What’s on your desktop background? A picture of me and Brenda from the night she cooked Brandy-Blue Cheese Steaks for us after my surgery.

What’s your best friend’s middle name? Lyn. 

Do you need goggles to see underwater? Nope.  I emit sonar beeps to navigate under water.  

Name the next movie you plan on seeing: I want to see Juno.  But I’ll probably be forced to watch a children’s movie.  It’s all part of a massive indoctrination conspiracy by the government.

Have you met your “special someone” yet?  Yes.  But special in a good way.  Not in a “special” way.

Don’t you think questions about your love life are stupid? Nah.  But I don’t always answer them.

Are you a pyromaniac? No.

How many languages can you speak fluently? Does pig-latin count?

Why don’t most nursery rhymes make sense? Nursery rhymes make so much sense!  That’s why they skeer me!

What’s your favorite sea creature?  I like corals the best.

Why did men of earlier times think wearing tights was cool? Support for the boys?

Do you like hillbillies? Some of my best friends are hillbillies!